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Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:55 pm |
I thought this was hilarious.
An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet
twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude".
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,
"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed..."YES
YES, I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumb
founded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered,
"I don't know - I thought you were watching."
MORAL OF THE STORY
Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men, are men.
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_________________ 58. Fair, sensitive and dry-ish skin with freckles. UK. |
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Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:36 pm |
Cute! |
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Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:18 pm |
I liked that joke! Very cute! |
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Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:04 am |
Too funny !!! |
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Wed Dec 20, 2006 11:16 am |
Good one! And I think, very true! |
_________________ 51 years old/brunette/normal- oily medium skin. |
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Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:29 am |
ha, excellent! |
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Tue Mar 13, 2007 6:47 am |
what a clever girl! |
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Tue Mar 13, 2007 8:26 am |
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Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:46 am |
very funny |
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Tue Mar 13, 2007 3:47 pm |
Might have to try that one day. LOL |
_________________ Global Butterfly & Certified Aromatherapist/Holisitc Therapist with a passion for travel and natural health. |
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Tue Mar 13, 2007 10:19 pm |
good idea |
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