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Sat Dec 09, 2006 4:17 pm  |
A couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said there had been invented a new machine that would transfer by kinetic energy a portion of the mother's labour pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out.
They were both very much in favour of it.
The doctor initially set the pain-transfer level to 10 percent, saying that was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.
But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.
The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.
At this point they decided to try for 50 percent.
The husband continued to feel quite well.
Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer all the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.
She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they returned home they found the milkman dead on the porch. |
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34, oily acne-prone skin, Toronto, Canada |
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Sat Dec 09, 2006 5:40 pm |
aaaaaaaaahh! ha ha haha!  |
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Sat Dec 09, 2006 6:04 pm |
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27~Texas~Oily~ fair~ breakout prone~ easily congested~Cysts caused by emotional stress~ Using Ayurvedic skin care and philosophy~ Dry brushing body and face~ On strict less is more routine~ We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars~ Oscar Wilde |
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Sat Dec 09, 2006 6:11 pm |
| LOL!! |
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Sat Dec 09, 2006 8:04 pm |
| Well done!!!!! LOL!!!!! |
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Sat Dec 09, 2006 11:09 pm |
| Omg! |
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Sun Dec 10, 2006 12:11 am |
oops.
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Sun Dec 10, 2006 12:30 am |
 Yes, I liked that one. |
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Skin: Over 60, ex combination now sensitive, Cellcosmet |
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Sun Dec 10, 2006 2:38 am |
| very funny |
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Sun Dec 10, 2006 2:56 am |
| OMG! ROTFLMAO! That's a really good one - will have to remember that one to tell at the office this coming week! |
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Sun Dec 10, 2006 3:16 pm |
| hahahahahahahaha............ |
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Sun Dec 10, 2006 6:54 pm |
| Will forward this to my sister...she's expecting her 2nd child the end of this month |
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Sun Dec 10, 2006 9:31 pm |
laughing....
that's really very cute ! |
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Mon Dec 11, 2006 12:59 am |
| That's a very funny start to my morning ! |
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Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:57 am |
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Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:32 am |
| Cute. |
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Early 50s, Skin: combin.,semi-sensitive, fair with occasional breakouts, some old acne scars, freckles, under-eye wrinkles; Redhead with hazel eyes |
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Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:59 am |
| OMG! I actually laughed out loud and fell for it hook, line and sinker. Hilarious. |
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42; medium, warm-toned; large pores prone to congestion; oily; using Karin Herzog exclusively right now!  |
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Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:10 pm |
| haaa, very funny. |
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Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:10 pm |
| LMAO!!! |
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Sun Dec 17, 2006 8:09 pm |
| Love it! |
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Sun Dec 17, 2006 8:15 pm |
| LMAO!! How funny! |
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Mon Dec 18, 2006 1:16 am |
| LOL!!! Yeah! Thats a good one |
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Tue Mar 13, 2007 6:50 am |
| sooooooo funny! |
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