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Another Funny from my Mommy!
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Fri Mar 02, 2007 2:51 pm      Reply with quote
WOMAN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh, Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to
"how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best
friend.

MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a Bar on a
golf course, and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This doesn't
rhyme and I don't give a ****.

Ok, Ok, I know that the man's poem is pretty stereotypical, but I'm still sure you've met a couple of these! Razz

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Fri Mar 02, 2007 2:59 pm      Reply with quote
Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:21 pm      Reply with quote
rofl Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:36 pm      Reply with quote
Too funny, too true. Laughing Laughing

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Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:21 pm      Reply with quote
Laughing Laughing mper1327, please tell ur mom we love her too Smile
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Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:49 pm      Reply with quote
Oh, I will send her much love from you guys! She is one of the few that can put a smile on my face on a day like today!

I had to edit the last part ,so if anyone saw the expletive that I deleted when I realized it was there, I apologize Very Happy Anxious

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Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:06 pm      Reply with quote
Ain't THAT the truth! I love it! Laughing Laughing Laughing

Yes, Mper1327, tell your Mom we love her and to send more funny ones!
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Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:02 am      Reply with quote
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:47 am      Reply with quote
OMG...the Man Poem is hysterical!! Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:51 am      Reply with quote
LOL!!!! Very Happy Laughing
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rofl
Thats another one I have to email to all my friends.

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Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:30 am      Reply with quote
Very funny Laughing Laughing Laughing !
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