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Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:14 am  |
My mom just sent me this one--
A woman walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the car of her dreams and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a small fart escapes her.
Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident, and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. But, as she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman.
"Good day, Madame, how may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
He answers, "Madame, I'm afraid I can't say.... If you farted just touching it... you're going to shit when you hear the price."  |
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Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:25 am |
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43, Confirmed desert rat (Scottsdale, AZ), animal lover (3 kitties and a pup) and hopeless product junkie (I blame EDS...lol!) |
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Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:35 am |
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Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:06 am |
| Nice! |
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Simple but No Simplier...Approaching late 20s, Normal/Combination Skin, Rarely Breakout now but have some old acne marks, sunspots, & broken caps |
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Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:26 am |
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Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:03 pm |
| Love it! |
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Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:25 pm |
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40, fair skinned, dark hair, blue eyes |
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Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:31 pm |
 Me likey that one! |
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Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:15 pm |
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Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:23 pm |
| !!! |
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Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:33 pm |
| LOL...this is too funny. I forwarded it to my boyfriend who owns a Lexus. I'm sure he'll get a kick out of it. Thanks for sharing. |
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Thu Mar 08, 2007 7:30 pm |
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Global Butterfly & Certified Aromatherapist/Holisitc Therapist with a passion for travel and natural health. |
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