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Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:53 am  |
A husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is.
The wife goes into a tirade, listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on.
Finally, the counselor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces the woman and kisses her passionately.
The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze.
The counselor turns to the husband and says,
"That is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do that?"
The husband thinks for a moment and replies,
"Well, I can get her here Monday and Wednesday and possibly Friday. Tuesday and Thursday I golf." |
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Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:50 am |
If I am his wife, I will bring his golf to bin.  |
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wired
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Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:32 am |
Ahummm, where is his practice?  |
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Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:06 am |
| That doctor ought to be careful as he could be struck off for sexual harrassment/assault! |
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Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:41 am |
| Typical man - still thinking inside the box!! |
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Sun Mar 04, 2007 10:31 am |
| fifi wrote: |
| Typical man - still thinking inside the box!! |
Exactly!!! |
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Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:36 pm |
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Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:19 pm |
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Thu Mar 08, 2007 8:13 pm |
| Funny. LOL |
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Global Butterfly & Certified Aromatherapist/Holisitc Therapist with a passion for travel and natural health. |
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Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:17 am |
| Great funny story !! |
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Mabsy
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Fri Mar 09, 2007 10:41 pm |
| It's been moved into the sticky jokes thread. Hopefully we can concentrate them all in the one place for a good dose of laughs |
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Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:17 am |
| Love it! |
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43, Confirmed desert rat (Scottsdale, AZ), animal lover (3 kitties and a pup) and hopeless product junkie (I blame EDS...lol!) |
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Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:30 am |
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Mon Mar 12, 2007 2:11 pm |
thanks for sharing |
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