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Sun Apr 01, 2007 8:15 am  |
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset.
"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!"
And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened."
"Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"
And the husband began -- "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down
and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has the same pair."
The husband took a quick breath and continued -"She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, "Please ... do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?" |
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Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so, too. ~ Voltaire www.Candessence.com |
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Sun Apr 01, 2007 9:26 am |
Good one Candy  |
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Simple but No Simplier...Approaching late 20s, Normal/Combination Skin, Rarely Breakout now but have some old acne marks, sunspots, & broken caps |
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Sun Apr 01, 2007 9:44 am |
| ....and then a shot was heard.... |
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Sun Apr 01, 2007 9:52 am |
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Global Butterfly & Certified Aromatherapist/Holisitc Therapist with a passion for travel and natural health.  |
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Sun Apr 01, 2007 10:28 am |
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| ....and then a shot was heard.... |
Well, there would be in my house, ROFL!!! |
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Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so, too. ~ Voltaire www.Candessence.com |
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Sun Apr 01, 2007 10:33 am |
I don't know whether to laugh or to be annoyed?  |
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Sun Apr 01, 2007 10:51 am |
Wonder if there's any woman alive who would patiently sit through and listen to all that explanation. lol I know I wouldn't.  |
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Sun Apr 01, 2007 1:36 pm |
| ditto Candy |
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Sun Apr 01, 2007 1:38 pm |
| Nooo, nooo, nooo. If doofus over here ever pulled a stunt like that he'd PAY and pay and pay and pay. |
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Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, "Oh Crap, She's up!" Unknown |
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Sun Apr 01, 2007 1:39 pm |
lesson learned  |
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Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:50 am |
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Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:24 am |
Gasp! I'm shocked!  |
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Mon Apr 02, 2007 8:17 am |
... ... ... Okie but yeah I think if I was the woman I'll have slapped the guy before he got to the end for all those insinuations on me!  |
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A girl of 25, living in Singapore & still searching for that one line of skincare products that i can continue using for long term for my combi-dry-prone to bumps/spots skin... |
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Mon Apr 02, 2007 10:53 am |
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