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Sat Oct 05, 2013 6:37 am      Reply with quote
or, Laser Polish the Crown Jewels.

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/Blog/2013/06/11/Ball-ironing-Clooney-joke-is-real-procedure/6751370976342/

Clooney may or may not have been joking, but apparently its a procedure offered at a Santa Monica spa as part of a "Male Grooming" package. Parden the pun.

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Sat Oct 05, 2013 7:25 am      Reply with quote
ummm? does anyone really look that closely or compare?
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Sat Oct 05, 2013 7:35 am      Reply with quote
Apparently men are just as vain as anyone.

And yes, some ppl get up close with the lights on!!

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Sat Oct 05, 2013 7:53 am      Reply with quote
wow, too funny. What comes to mind is "American Pie"with the guy doing his grooming. Throws the hair out the window and it lands on the cake. The nerdy father says something about in his day that hair wasn't an issue. And now its TTT!!!
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Sat Oct 05, 2013 8:27 am      Reply with quote
Bad Grin Bad Grin Oh nice one Fawnie! Have to send that to DH (Not that he needs) Embarassed Embarassed

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Sat Oct 05, 2013 9:26 am      Reply with quote
I guess its not the wrinkles so much as the "hanging low" factor. Uncle Karl should take note if he intends to wear those tight pants into yet another decade of senescence.

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Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Sat Oct 05, 2013 11:46 am      Reply with quote
fawnie wrote:
I guess its not the wrinkles so much as the "hanging low" factor. Uncle Karl should take note if he intends to wear those tight pants into yet another decade of senescence.


Laughing Laughing

Actually, isn't it a point of attempting to *delay* senescence? Wink

Also, aside from the unattractive nature of Uncle Karl "hanging low" in the lime green polyester golf pants and white loafers, I think there's a degree of discomfort involved with the hanging. Probably not unlike running without a bra if you have large boobs, especially as you age. Invasive surgery is not really my thing but I maybe have a boob job in the next decade or so. I've been well-endowed since adolescence and gravity is not my friend. Regardless of the obvious aesthetic angle, having the shelf "up high" just feels better.
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Sat Oct 05, 2013 12:59 pm      Reply with quote
We all have our "tricks" I think & a high shelf is always youthful.

I like the way Karl shoves his turkey waddle into the high stiff collar and always wears those biker gloves to avoid showing the knobby liver spotty hands too. Way to go Karl: just cover it all up! Very Happy I love vain men.

Another thing I always liked about Karl is that he doesnt smoke. He said he didnt want to since it would call attention to his hands, which he hates.

But its hard to forgive his abominable H&M collections. Thankfully a thing of the past.

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Sat Oct 05, 2013 1:23 pm      Reply with quote
Fawnie, is Karl by any chance the guy you posted with that [dismally wrong Razz] two-spired tinfoil hat? Wink
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Sat Oct 05, 2013 1:43 pm      Reply with quote
Oh my lord no! Karl's no fool!

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Sat Oct 05, 2013 6:31 pm      Reply with quote
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Oh my lord no! Karl's no fool!


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Sat Oct 05, 2013 6:43 pm      Reply with quote
He knows all about the pointy hats!

I had to wonder about the paste-on eyebrows in some of his shows tho:

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And good to see that my DH's hairstyle is actually back in vogue now!

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Sat Oct 05, 2013 9:59 pm      Reply with quote
Hmmm. It looks to me like the trim on her jacket is doing double duty as antennae on her eyebrows. Perhaps pulling in electromagnetic signals to stimulate the amethyst chakra cover between her heart and throat centers...?

Gotta admit, this one has me stumped. Tinfoil hats I'm fairly knowledgeable but fabric-trim-as-eyebrows not so much.
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Sun Oct 06, 2013 7:35 am      Reply with quote
Karl seems fixated on eyebrows a la Baptiste I guess, his former "muse" (tackle boy):

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Sun Oct 06, 2013 10:31 am      Reply with quote
Oooooh. Pretty, pretty, pretty. I guess you really can't blame Karl for getting hung up on/tackled by those eyebrows for a while. Laughing
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Sun Oct 06, 2013 10:46 am      Reply with quote
Lol tighten the skin with lasers.!!!

FACT

Human genitals and the surrounding area STARVES for sunlight and air aka our true human foods.
As a result of deprivation of those vital elements of which we are consist,you get aging there faster.

That suggests that human being should
be from BIRTH TILL DEATH(actually human being never dies until age 500+ while keeping his youthfull 22 year old looking for the most part IF is not being poisoned and their past generations havent done the same)
NUDE ,without any clothes for life.

Because once without clothes,the body will never accept again clothing,because it feels FREE.

That also suggests that human being is bound to live in THE TROPICS near the equator where there is plenty of sun and treesand sea,and bashes and plants ,aka human being is FRUITARIAN .

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Sun Oct 06, 2013 1:00 pm      Reply with quote
Will this one work?


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Sun Oct 06, 2013 2:20 pm      Reply with quote
fawnie wrote:
Will this one work?


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It's not pointy enough.

Hasta look something like this:

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The movie signs is actually one case of Hollywood getting it right for a change.

Also, just for your edumication, you might find this interesting:

http://jlsmith.hubpages.com/hub/Are-you-CRAZY-or-have-THEY-gotten-to-you
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Sun Oct 06, 2013 2:46 pm      Reply with quote
I was just about to head off to bed....

And now I have images in my head of Karl with his dangly bits swaying gently in a tropical breeze while basking in the sun. I really really don't want to know about his "true human food".

I need a tinfoil hat!!
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Sun Oct 06, 2013 3:22 pm      Reply with quote
I can feel my Midwestern modesty showing - this would not be popular offering min my spa. THANK GOODNESS!

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Sun Oct 06, 2013 3:23 pm      Reply with quote
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I was just about to head off to bed....

And now I have images in my head of Karl with his dangly bits swaying gently in a tropical breeze while basking in the sun. I really really don't want to know about his "true human food".

I need a tinfoil hat!!


LMAO!! Very Happy

Now *I* could use some brain scrub, too. Thanks for that, apple! Wink
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Sun Oct 06, 2013 3:30 pm      Reply with quote
So Southern California Wink

Thanks for the giggle, just had to share it with my mom. Until now, she thought she'd heard of everything.


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