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Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:30 am |
Thoughts on Life
Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the b*tch up with cookies. (though sometimes it takes the Double-Stuffed Oreos!)
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being -- hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
Old age ain't no place for sissies.
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once. (LOL – this is me!!)
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
And most importantly!
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt- |
_________________ Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so, too. ~ Voltaire www.Candessence.com |
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Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:07 am |
Oooh, that's good Candy. I printed it out and put it on the pinboard in my office. I'm having hard time these days too ... |
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Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:08 am |
Candy8865 wrote: |
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. |
So thats the excuse I can use! (Thanks pregnancy horomones! Why dont they tell you things like that in the hospital! )
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Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. |
Would someone please explain this to my DH!
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I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once. (LOL – this is me!!) |
NO kidding!
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And most importantly!
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt- |
Words to live by.
Thanks Candy, I needed a laugh! |
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Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:33 am |
Wow..I REALLY needed to read this, have had a bad couple of days..thanks for the post!! |
_________________ 26, combination skin with oily t-zone |
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Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:40 am |
Amen to those!
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
That was hilarious. |
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Wed Sep 20, 2006 11:06 am |
I love it!!! Specially,
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
I would remove "In politics"! |
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Wed Sep 20, 2006 4:29 pm |
These are awesome! Especially love: "Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission."
Mary |
_________________ 43, Confirmed desert rat (Scottsdale, AZ), animal lover (3 kitties and a pup) and hopeless product junkie (I blame EDS...lol!) |
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Thu Sep 21, 2006 2:29 am |
Thanks, Candy. Real good ones for pin-ups !!
On those truths about guys we girls know just too well - we just decide to keep being nice and spoil them right ?! |
_________________ Asian-40's-combination/dehydrated skin-on endless quest for perfect skin-like you! |
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Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:58 pm |
that is cool |
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