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Wed Jan 17, 2007 7:00 pm  |
For the Canadian addicts:
Armani, who art in Holt's hallowed be Thy shoes
Thy Prada come, Thy shopping done
On Bloor St. as it is in Paris
Give us this day, our Visa Gold and forgive us our balances
As we forgive those who charge us interest
Lead us not into Wal-Mart
And deliver us from Sears
For Thine is the Chanel, the Gaultier, and the Versace.
For Dolce and Gabbana
Amex.
For my American friends:
Armani,
which art in Hermes,
hallowed be thy Gucci,
thy Cartier watch,
thy Tods bag,
on Rodeo,
as it is in Tiffany's.
Give us this day
our Visa Platinum
and forgive us this overdraft,
As we forgive those
who decline our
Mastercard.
Lead us not into JC Penney,
And deliver us from Nordstrom.
For thine
Is the Chanel,
the Escada
and the Versace,
for Dolce and Gabbana…
Amex!
Church just won't be the same after this...I won't be able to keep a straight face  |
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Wed Jan 17, 2007 8:00 pm |
That's so cute!  |
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Thu Jan 18, 2007 12:37 am |
Oh good golly that is so funny Marina. This morning I got a similar email (in the vein of the Lords Prayer only with an ever so different theme. )
The Beer Prayer (Irish)
Our lager
which art in barrels,
hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk
(I will be drunk)
at home as in the Tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
and forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill
against us.
And lead us not into incarceration,
but deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, the bitter and the lager,
for ever and ever,
Barmen. |
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Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:05 am |
| LOve it! I have a few beer loving friends who'll certainly appreciate it |
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Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:48 am |
Both of these are awesome!! Thanks marina and vava_gurl for the laugh! 
Mary |
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43, Confirmed desert rat (Scottsdale, AZ), animal lover (3 kitties and a pup) and hopeless product junkie (I blame EDS...lol!) |
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Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:29 am |
| Too funny !! |
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Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:31 am |
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| As we forgive those who decline our Mastercard. |
OMG what an awesome religion (picturing a church with Tiffany wine goblet and a minister in an Armani-styled robe) |
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SKIN: combination, reactive to climate changes and extremely fair. "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." --Roseanne |
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Thu Jan 18, 2007 3:35 pm |
| I love these but the Irish version really cracked me up. |
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Skin: Over 60, ex combination now sensitive, Cellcosmet |
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Thu Jan 18, 2007 6:46 pm |
| Those are all great! Thanks for making me and after a long tiring day! |
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Thu Jan 18, 2007 7:44 pm |
You are welcome...they certainly tickled my funny bone.... ah well back to work  |
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