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Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:05 pm  |
The Guys' Rules
Finally , the guys' side of the story.
We always hear " the rules " From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. These are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
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1. Men are NOT mind readers.
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1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
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1. Crying is blackmail.
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1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
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1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
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1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
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1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.
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1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
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1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
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1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
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1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
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1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
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1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
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1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
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1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
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1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
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1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
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1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really .
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1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
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1. You have enough clothes.
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1. You have too many shoes.
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1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
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1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; |
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Sat Mar 03, 2007 11:03 pm |
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Sat Mar 03, 2007 11:10 pm |
| I like the last sentence the most |
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Sun Mar 04, 2007 12:58 am |
| Love it !!!! |
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Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:31 am |
Love, love, love this! Thanks, mithai!
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Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:32 am |
| I can almost hear my ex and guy friends saying some of those things! Sigh... men :P |
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A girl of 25, living in Singapore & still searching for that one line of skincare products that i can continue using for long term for my combi-dry-prone to bumps/spots skin... |
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Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:33 am |
| Hilarious!!! |
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Sun Mar 04, 2007 10:32 am |
| So true! |
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Sun Mar 04, 2007 11:05 am |
Well, I was going to say I liked #1 the best...
"If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one".
I thought that one was sort of sweet.  |
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Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:10 pm |
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| 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. |
I've seen this one before. It made me laugh so hard, too, and I sent it to my boyfriend. He liked the one that says, "I'm in shape. Round is a shape." lol
I thought the one that says all comments become null and void after 7 days was too generous. I found that men would rather have them become null and void after 1 hour, if that!!  |
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Mon Mar 05, 2007 2:19 am |
| Loved it!! |
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Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:40 am |
| That was very amusing |
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Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:16 pm |
| thanks for sharing lo! |
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Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:48 am |
so funny! |
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Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:05 pm |
| Thanks mithai! |
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Mon Mar 12, 2007 2:53 pm |
| Good one, Mithai! |
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43, Confirmed desert rat (Scottsdale, AZ), animal lover (3 kitties and a pup) and hopeless product junkie (I blame EDS...lol!) |
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Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:42 pm |
| That is great! |
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Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:45 am |
LOL.. Thanks for sharing!  |
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Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:02 pm |
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