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Tue Jan 09, 2007 12:32 pm  |
OMG I don't BELIEVE this !!!! HOW do these people get named to the federal bench (  ack - it's a hypothetical question; I KNOW how they get there ).
This guy has been driving me CRAZY since we've come back from the New Year holiday. He's always late, so we sit there waiting for him for 45 minutes every morning. He arrives, we make arguments for like 30 minutes, and he invariably scrunches up his ugly mug and says he "has to think on it" . (Speaking English is obviously NOT a requirement). Then we recess. I can't do anything else while he's "thinking," cause nobody ever knows when he'll be done "thinking." I've polished my toenails about 15 times in the last week. (Holding up my foot and wiggling my now incredibly pretty toes  ).
But that is NOT why I'm ranting!
This morning, during our precious 30 minutes of actual arguments, I was making an argument on what really was a highly complex issue. I could see him squinging up his face. That was fine - I'm used to it. But, then, OMFG !!!!! I see him sort of shifting his weight to his left butt cheek and lifting his leg. The squinging wasn't because of the complexity of the arguments. HE HAD GAS! When he lowered his leg and balanced his weight equally again, his grimace was transformed to a look of sweet relief. (SCREAMINGGGGGGGGGG !!!!!)
As I witnessed this, I stopped midsentence. I was TOTALLY astonished. And, yeah, I was pretty pissed. I walked back to the table and threw my papers down. I'm sure I rolled my eyes (laughing...). He had the NERVE to reprimand me and tell me to show some respect for the court or he'd fine me. SHOW SOME RESPECT FOR THE COURT !!!!
OMG I am NOT the one who farted in open court. (SCREAMINGGGGGGG one more time....)
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